I love Vampires

Let me clarify… Stephenie Meyer’s vampires (they are the only ones I know.) They have officially made pasty fashionable. I was completely baffled as a teenager by the fact that many of my friends would turn into bronze goddesses in the sun, and I would end up resembling a tomato. When I did get color it would just be sprinkes of it here and there - those would be my freckles. I have finally come to grips with the fact that my skin doesn’t darken in the sun. In high school I decided to try the so called new and improved self tanners and then quickly decided white was better than Oompa Loompa orange. I will admit that in recent years some of these tan in a bottle have become better - but they only last a day and then rub off on your towel. So I have learned to just own my pastiness and make best friends with SPF. We know that white is delightsome, and now, thanks to sparkly vampires, it’s kinda cool to be pale.